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British left waffles on
Falkland Islands
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Clinton
wins budget; more lies ahead
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Couple slain; Police suspect Homicide
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Drunks get nine months in violin case
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If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
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Include your children when baking cookies
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Iraqi head seeks arms
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Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
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Kids make nutritious snacks
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Local
High School
dropout cut in half.
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Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
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Miners refuse to work after death
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New study of obesity looks for larger test group
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Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
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Plane does not crash until it hits ground expert explains
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Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
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Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
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Something went wrong in Jet crash, experts say
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Stolen painting found by tree
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Teacher strikes idle kids
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The man was either shot by someone else, shot himself or was
shot by accident, say investigator at scene of shooting crime
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Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
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War dims hope for peace
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“Photos By Madman” takes top honors
(Ok, so it isn't funny, but it is a real newspaper headline so I decided to throw
it in here)