When I'm asked ....

When I'm asked ... My Favorite Dilbert:

Instructor: OK class, can anyone tell me a good reason to come to mouse training class?

Wally (Bouncing with hand stuck up as high as it can go): Oh! Oh! Pick me, Pick me!

Instructor. OK Wally.

Wally (Calmly). No.

If you don't get it ... read it again carefully.

When I'm asked ... "How do you spell it" ... I often reply "I" "T".

When I'm asked ... How I spell a particular word ... I often reply "I type something close into MS-Word and then hit F7".

When I'm asked ... Do you have a minute? ... I often reply "If I don't die in the next 60 seconds."

Actually, I don't give the above answers very much anymore. They have become "old tired" jokes - except for the Dilbert.