Only in North America ...
Only in North America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only in North America ... do banks leave all the doors open, but chain the pens
to the counter.
Only in North America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
Only in North America ... do people use the word "politics" to describe what is
really going on. (Poli in Latin meaning "many" and tics meaning "bloodsucking
creatures").
Only in North America ... do people use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we din't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in North America ... do people order a Big Mac, Super Sized Fries and a
diet coke.
Only in North America ... do people park vehicles worth tens of thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put uselss junk in the garage.
Only in North America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering on the keys. (Hmmm... I've seen some of those drivers.)
Only in North America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
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